Think about it. Sure, it
sounds like fingernails across a blackboard now, but if you can
subtract the crass bragging and bigotry it's actually quite soothing. Dial down
the volume and he could sell life insurance on the radio. "It's important
to look after your loved ones. Everyone agrees. ..."
In an alternate universe, he would be a
sought after voice actor and be to life insurance what Wilford Brimley is
to diabetes. Of course, he would still be an impossible monster behind the
scenes:
Director: "Don, you dropped the last line: 'Enjoy heaven without worry.' It's the company motto, so -"
Trump: "THERE WERE BROWN M&Ms
IN MY BOWL!"
