Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Voice Over

One of many fine things Donald Trump has soiled by association is his own voice. 

Think about it. Sure, it sounds like fingernails across a blackboard now, but if you can subtract the crass bragging and bigotry it's actually quite soothing. Dial down the volume and he could sell life insurance on the radio. "It's important to look after your loved ones. Everyone agrees. ..."

In an alternate universe, he would be a sought after voice actor and be to life insurance what Wilford Brimley is to diabetes. Of course, he would still be an impossible monster behind the scenes:

Director: "Don, you dropped the last line: 'Enjoy heaven without worry.' It's the company motto, so -"

Trump: "THERE WERE BROWN M&Ms IN MY BOWL!"

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